So I was FINALLY able to coordinate momma and master to take some photos for Niamh's Tricky Dog Contest (figures they would wait until the LAST day to enter).
Being such a good sport, I let the Relentlessly Clumsy go first while I waited PATIENTLY inside.
Here he is executing his dumb leg weaves. Notice that Momma is wearing an absurd amount of clothing due to her being a total wimp in the cold weather. They both look kind of unstable if you ask me.
Then he did his high five which took him a WHOLE YEAR to learn given how mentally challenged he is.
And I don't even know what this trick is. Maybe Crouching Mastiff.
So then it was MY turn, but do you think that they would make the Relentlessly In The Way go inside? Noooooo! "Oh Dexter, Mango does not WANT to go in. He will stay out of your way, I promise."
But did he? No he most certainly did not! That Beast totally messed up my entire photo shoot!
He thought that HE was still the one being photographed. First he kept touching things with his big old foot because that is one of his "tricks."
Look! He is doing it again and I am kind of confused because I want to do my trick, but every time I try there is something large and dense in the way.
Finally, Momma gave me a clear shot over her leg to show off my levitations.
But Master was TOO SLOW with the flashy beast and just got my bottom in the picture!
Then Momma said, "OK, that is good enough, we have to go shopping now." And they took the Relentlessly Slobbering in the Mastiff Mobile to ROTE and once again locked me up in the house... alone... abandoned.
Oh how I suffer.